"VeggieTrials." Parody of BigIdea's popular VeggieTales Christian-themed videos. In this episode, young Timmy, or Billy, or Jimmy or whatever learns a valuable lesson about keeping secrets. Premiering on local cable, and produced for Bullet Hole Production's sketch comedy series "Feelin' Nuts."		"VeggieTrials." Parody of BigIdea's popular VeggieTales Christian-themed videos. In this episode, young Timmy, or Billy, or Jimmy or whatever learns a valuable lesson about keeping secrets. Premiering on local cable, and produced for Bullet Hole Production's sketch comedy series "Feelin' Nuts."
Self Portrait. This works on some systems, in some browsers, not others, elsewhere. Who knows? Maybe it'll work for you. If you want to play with the tools I used to make it, go here.		Self Portrait. This works on some systems, in some browsers, not others, elsewhere. Who knows? Maybe it'll work for you. If you want to play with the tools I used to make it, go here.
"Treasure in the Shoals" main title I whipped up for a friend's acting class. Still a number of things I would have fixed, but not bad for a quick project.		"Treasure in the Shoals" main title I whipped up for a friend's acting class. Still a number of things I would have fixed, but not bad for a quick project.
Just a sketch.		Just a sketch.
"Getting Out" main title, produced for Kennon Shain's entry in the 2003 48 Hour Film Project. The Shop also dropped two convincing muzzle flashes and a bullet deflect into the Cannon GL-2 footage. (Title uses Punk&Bloat, available here.)		"Getting Out" main title, produced for Kennon Shain's entry in the 2003 48 Hour Film Project. The Shop also dropped two convincing muzzle flashes and a bullet deflect into the Cannon GL-2 footage. (Title uses Punk&Bloat, available here.)
"Mario Auditions." Animation! Animation! Actual animation, on this site! God I need more bandwidth... Fun shinola. Enjoy.		"Mario Auditions." Animation! Animation! Actual animation, on this site! God I need more bandwidth... Fun shinola. Enjoy.
Idea for a theoretical Scifi Channel print ad. They have a muddled half-ass look my brain wants to label Smokeypunk, right now. Give me clean retro any day.		Idea for a theoretical Scifi Channel print ad. They have a muddled half-ass look my brain wants to label Smokeypunk, right now. Give me clean retro any day.
Concept logo for the Public Enemy video, "Revolverlution," done for Film Shack. The video never got made.		Concept logo for the Public Enemy video, "Revolverlution," done for Film Shack. The video never got made.
L.L. Bean has good hats and a bad web site. An idea for a better splash screen to their online store.		L.L. Bean has good hats and a bad web site. An idea for a better splash screen to their online store.
Contest Entry. Using the supplied artwork only, create a poster for the Resident Evil movie. The winning poster used Catholic symbolism -- an overplayed card, one with nothing to do with the movie. I'd rejected the idea. With any luck, they thought the bullet hole was contraband outside material, not painstaking Photoshop work. These are the sort of delusions that get me through my day and cornflakes.		Contest Entry. Using the supplied artwork only, create a poster for the Resident Evil movie. The winning poster used Catholic symbolism -- an overplayed card, one with nothing to do with the movie. I'd rejected the idea. With any luck, they thought the bullet hole was contraband outside material, not painstaking Photoshop work. These are the sort of delusions that get me through my day and cornflakes.
"-- it made us look around -- made us see -- and then we were thinking, and we were people again. People in a street full of broken glass." --Kurt Busiek, Marvels. Phase three of every tragedy seems to be soapboxing. I'll never know, with this piece, whether I was doing it or not.		"-- it made us look around -- made us see -- and then we were thinking, and we were people again. People in a street full of broken glass." --Kurt Busiek, Marvels. Phase three of every tragedy seems to be soapboxing. I'll never know, with this piece, whether I was doing it or not.
Oddly enough, this was done before Fritz Hollings made himself a household name. I just wanted someone who sounded bland.		Oddly enough, this was done before Fritz Hollings made himself a household name. I just wanted someone who sounded bland.
When a film on the Mt. Pisgah Wilderness Area landed my old roommate in the newspaper, I brought the picture into Photoshop and made joy. TV producers: Call me. We'll talk Midseason Rep.		When a film on the Mt. Pisgah Wilderness Area landed my old roommate in the newspaper, I brought the picture into Photoshop and made joy. TV producers: Call me. We'll talk Midseason Rep.
Some quick vid-caps of my desk, just to round out the tour. Breaks down into four thin pieces and shelves (7). Easy to customize. I could get into woodworking, if I ever had a shop less than two states away. (I once won a state-level award for set design, back in Maine.)		Some quick vid-caps of my desk, just to round out the tour. Breaks down into four thin pieces and shelves (7). Easy to customize. I could get into woodworking, if I ever had a shop less than two states away. (So you know, I once won a state-level award for set design, back in Maine.)