The Space Toast Pages

Matthew Rasmussen's journal of journals on various topics of interest, published here, there or somewhere since 1999.

YouTube Captioning: Theta Healing

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Cloying intro, take 1...
Hi Anne. Did you smash a robot cop?
Dr. Coe Dotukae?
I thought the Scientologists healed you of your thetans.
"Aren't you a nice big pair of pants..."
"...shaving..."
So a good set of nonspecific, psychosomatic symptoms then. Good...
"Can you remember anything prior to waking and baking this morning?"
"Pass! Next category."
Running Northern Rock?
"So you're a loser, basically..."
"Come out of" could mean a lot of things.
Funny. He doesn't sound American.
Join the f***ing club.
THE HELL?!

Was it a ventriloquists' shop?

"In no way could the placebo effect produce the same results."
"Stoned?"
*rimshot*
"Despite the fact that you had no real responsibility at work?"
"...as if under a randy middle-aged woman..."
"I see that your love line is especially- I, I mean..."
Huh?
"Could you do it again, but sexier?"
"You're a naughty boy, aren't you?"
"...what I just felt."
"Lets put that in a package and mail it to Who Gives a F*ck."
That was an odd cut.
+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +
+DANGER WILL GETSTONED!+
+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +
+DANGER WILL GETSTONED!+
+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +
+DANGER WILL GETSTONED!+
+ DANGER WILL GETSTONED! +
Certainly not six inches north of there.
Another cut. Were they busting up laughing every 45 seconds?
"...at a Phish concert."
*wets her lips*
"I've almost come."
Should I have brought a book?
I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old _________ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the _________ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _________. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.
I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the _________ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _________. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.
I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _________. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.
I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _buttman_. Gammer and gaffer we're all _________.
I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _buttman_. Gammer and gaffer we're all _cheesed_.
I guess I'll do some Mad Libs...


Ah, but she was the queer old ___butt__ anyhow, Anna Livia, trinkettoes! And sure he was the __bottom_ old buntz too, Dear Dirty Dumpling, foostherfather of fingalls and _buttman_. Gammer and gaffer we're all _cheesed_.

Wait, are they done?
You child of _________, Kinsella's Lilith! Now who has been _________ the leg of her _________ on her? Which leg is it? The one with the _________ on it. Rinse them out and aston along with you!
You child of ___butt__, Kinsella's Lilith! Now who has been _________ the leg of her _________ on her? Which leg is it? The one with the _________ on it. Rinse them out and aston along with you!
Is the test going to be as vague and unverifiable as the "treatment?"
"...physically, mentally and sexually free..."
Nuzzle test?
"...like a right git about now."
Ew, what did they do during those cuts?
WE'VE WITNESSED A MIRACLE TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
"...bagging groceries."
Sort of a spiritual Mentos ad.




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09.04.2009 21:00

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Intransigent Design

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A discussion swirled up this week on 3 Quarks Daily over an item about scientists Sean Carroll and Carl Zimmer withdrawing from BloggingHeads.tv after the site began including intelligent design creationists in its Science Saturday segments. The discussion was generally supportive of the scientists' decision not to support a platform that equates science with religion, with the exception of laudably non-anonymous Luke Lea of BornAgainDemocrats.com. My thoughts were as follows:

The scientific method can be applied to the study of anything that can be defined. It can't be applied to concepts whose definitions are constantly shifted around for the purpose of preventing science from examining them. We need to bear in mind the difference between a concept and a word game.

To present Intelligent Design uncritically -- and especially to give it equal time -- does a disservice to the public by equating it with science. I'm reminded of Dara O'Brian's skit about giving equal time to people who don't believe in outer space when NASA launches a satellite. Unless the Intelligent Design hypothesis can evolve into a falsifiable theory, it'll remain what it always has been -- a belief, comforting in its simplicity, but of precisely one cent less real world value than a lucky penny.

Mr. Lea responds, "Space toast: Space is an empirical concept, design isn't."

Luke: "Design" indicates a specific set of actions in 4-dimensional space. When I cut a board to size, I have designed it. When I measure once and cut wrong (sadly common), is the board still designed? What about if I find a use for it later? Indeed what if I find a board on the pile that's just the right size to begin with; is it "designed" for the purpose? While we're at is, how come trees are soft enough to be cut with metal blades, but hard enough to hold up an entire building?

It's a fun word game, but it's meaningless. The appeal of Intelligent Design creationism hinges on the common meaning of the word "design," but its philosophical assertions hinge on an invented cosmic special definition of the same word.

Design is a perfectly empirical concept, when one settles on a specific definition. It's only when ID's assertions come under attack that its proponents get "intelligent" and begin playing a definitional shell game.

And just to sate my own curiosity, is toast an empirical concept too?

09.04.2009 20:53

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