The Space Toast Pages 12 2009

Sunday Comics

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:45:00 GMT

By virtue of their printed size, long-form (Sunday) comics have a history of being difficult to translate into book form. Newspaper widths vary between about 11"x17" (tabloid) and 18"x24" (broadsheet), while trade paperbacks much above 8.5"x11" (letter) become expensive to print and hard to move through retail channels. In order to allow reprinting in smaller formats and in different shapes, the modern comics page is dominated by comics with simple art and a large number of small panels. Meanwhile, dedicated comic books, which can be reprinted at the same scale and dimensions in trade paperback, have grown ever more complex and detailed. Sunday comics with ongoing storylines have disappeared, while comic book storylines grow ever richer.

Lets find a different Sunday strip format that's easier to reprint in book form.

We assume that each artist should get the same amount of space in each edition, and that the artwork should be reproduced at roughly the same size in newspaper and book form.

The simplest method would be to print four standard comic book pages on each page of newsprint (fig. 1), for a total of 16 comics per sheet (bifold: cover, inside left, inside right, back). Reprinting is a question of slicing each full-size page into four book pages.

Fine. Boring. The newspaper sheet looks like a set of unrelated items stuck next to each other.

We could also do three landscape-oriented pages per sheet. (fig. 2) This would give the artist more space to work with. Reprinting would require a landscape-oriented trade paperback though, which is harder to shelve. It's also just as boring.

If we're reinventing the Sunday comics page, let's come up with something more interesting.

We'll start by dividing the page into blocks. Each page of the trade paperback gets six blocks (2x3), each page of the newspaper, eighteen (3x6). (fig. 3) The blocks need not be square, but they can't be rotated between newsprint and trade, and need to maintain a consistent aspect ratio.

We now combine the blocks into shapes. These shapes become the working space each artist is given. Since the shapes won't be divided up further in reprinting, the artist has freedom to use the space in any way desired -- panels of all shapes and sizes, or no individual panels at all. A 2x3 block trade paperback page can be divided into fifteen pairs of contiguous shapes. (fig. 4)

Shapes that result in an ambiguous visual flow (spots with no clear left-to-right/top-to-bottom progression) have to be discarded. This leaves us with eight shape combinations. (fig. 5)

Our goal is to give each artist the same amount of space per issue. With twelve artists per sheet of newsprint, each artist gets two sets of blocks to work with, totaling six blocks.

The eight shape sets break down into three basic categories:

Two shapes of the same size (1 & 2)
One shape with four blocks and one shape with two blocks (3, 4, 5 & 6)
One single block and one shape with five blocks (7 & 8)

When we take the eight basic shape pairs and start trying to fit them into the 3x6 grid of the newspaper page, we begin to notice things. (fig. 6) It's almost always possible to randomly choose one of each category and fit them together in a nice jumble, without any two shapes being fitted together in the same manner they would be in the 2x3 trade paperback. Shape pairs 3 and 4 tend to cause the exceptions, especially with 7s and 8s, often being either impossible to fit into the grid, or only working in their original positions. Neighbors in general don't tend to work well (2/3/4, 3/4/5, 6/7/8, etc.). A great variety of interesting layouts are allowed.

As long as each artist is given two locations in each issue with a total of six blocks between them, each newsprint issue can be reprinted in book form without any alteration to or significant scaling of the original artwork. An attractively jumbled layout is produced, both for the Sunday newsprint edition and in book form.

Song

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:08:00 GMT

By Christina Rossetti

She sat and sang alway
By the green margin of a stream,
Watching the fishes leap and play
Beneath the glad sunbeam.

I sat and wept alway
Beneath the moon's most shadowy beam,
Watching the blossoms of the May
Weep leaves into the stream.

I wept for memory;
She sang for hope that is so fair:
My tears were swallowed by the sea;
Her songs died on the air.

From Goblin Market, and Other Poems, 1862. Project Gutenberg text here.

YouTube Captioning: "In Search Of... Atlantis" (Part 2 of 3.)

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:39:00 GMT

This is part 2 of a roundtable captioning project between myself and contributors KKDW and TheDiva. Part 1, captioned by KKDW, can be found on the YouTube Captioning blog. TheDiva's part 3 will appear there as well. Many more captioned YouTube videos -- including our first completed feature film, courtesy of TheDiva -- may be found at YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com. Create your own here.

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But could it run Doom?

When was the first non-sequitur invented?

(Except the stuff that is like it.)

Plato's metaphorical Atlantis...

"Ruined"

Maybe it was mixed in from another puzzle. Are any of your other puzzles missing a piece?

In an analogy, for instance...

"Beyond" in which direction?

Santorini must lie to the west, in the Atlantic ocean?

"But first, I'd like to sing a little song about the most famousest of all hobbits..."

YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU MANIACS!

These fish were once cockerel.

And impossible, if you're a Conservative.

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Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

Is ANYONE else seeing the giant loaf of uncooked bread dough?

Only to be wined, dined and disappointed, and left with a disease.

"And he stresses that it's for sale."

Like love.

I'm beginning to trust Dr. Ashur less and less.

So we sit and draw pictures for the tourists.

"And that they might have artificially inseminated cattle."

"But you're mean, and I'm not showing it to you."

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Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
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Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

"The E.U."

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Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

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Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

"And the Smiling Freak."

Thousands more equally vague predictions that couldn't be shoehorned into anything are kept in a U-Store-It downtown.

Both vaguely.

No, when he was very sick, he predicted his death within the next four days.

Who didn't?

No, a death of a President... sometime.

And other loopy sh*t.

He was wrong.

When did he write "I'm Your Boogie Man"?

So not in '68 or '69, and not involving any geological upheavals then?

"...In the Atlantic."

This is the only somewhat regular-looking bit, by the way.

Groupers!

"Leonard, must you work huge white bottoms into every single script?"

"Shut it! And get me another f***ing Gandalf robe."

"And in other places with similar geology."

1. STFU
2. GTFO

3. They're the teeth of a giant space hippopotamus.

4. After Eight mints... OF THE GODS!

5. Some madman has leaked the secret of T-squares to the coral.

What could go wrong?

And the candlestick maker.

"Nothing gay happened."

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Building the Shack, Part 11

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:14:00 GMT

Filled the gaps in the roof with expanding foam. Still a few leaks, but mostly sound.

Built a doorframe. Hardware from various junk drawers in the shop.

Door scrounged from the old cottage on the island, along with the two side windows.

Didn't do the door the correct way with shims. Nailed and screwed small lengths of scrap around edges of doorframe to straighten it.

Considered getting help to move the picture window into place, but found a way to do it alone. Tacked a pair of strips to the outside of the shack, to prevent it from tipping outward.

Not quite enough space to get the window into place. Had to shave the gap down.

Rocked the window into position by stepping it up on levels. Clamped it to frame and pinned it from sides with screws.

Tacked a strip under where I wanted the side windows, after a few false starts. Put the weight of the windows on the strips, and used clamps to keep them from tipping. Measured, screwed the hinges in, and then removed the strips.

Tacked foam tape around the frames of the side windows. Used hardware from one of the old boats at the top and bottom of either as latches. Walls in progress.

Huebner's Six Rules of Mountaineering

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:57:00 GMT

1. Climb with passion.
2. No guts, no glory.
3. Expect dead ends.
4. Never turn your back on your partner.
5. Never look where you don't want to go.
6. There's always room on the rope for a person with honor.

Jim Huebner, as quoted in Roy H. Williams' Secret Formulas of the Wizard of Ads.