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YouTube Captioning: Strawberry Sex by Ken Hirai [Official Music Video]

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:12:00 GMT

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That must've been quite a wreck. Look at his pants.

← BECAUSE HE'S RICH

Passed over by the Steppenwolf tour. This had better be a new low.

"YOU'RE FANTASTIC, POWER LINES!"

Good. Stare at her boobs. American girls love that.

Failed cosmetology school on a 1.3 GPA

Is this seriously all the blonde they could afford?

*ejaculates*

"I like you despite your weird face."

Is it time for the racism then?

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Roots

Guess not.

Don't you hate it when you meet a girl's mom, and the "After" picture ruins the "Before" picture?

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(BLACK HAIR)

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(BLONDE HAIR)

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(BLACK HAIR)

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(BLONDE HAIR)

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(BLACK HAIR)

The weirdface girl must be playing hitchhiker king of the hill.

"Ever ride in a lozenge?"

What did we talk about, dude?

Three more hits and he's dead.

Did the director have a fetish for creepy smiles?

*ejaculates painfully*

Enough with Mrs. Robinson poolside. It's time for the Jimmy Swaggart fantasy.

(Technically that's just strawberry foreplay.)

"Objectivism is the only logical philosophy!"

"No, behavioral psychology has laid waste to its fundamental tenets!"

Like he's never done a tranny in Thailand.

TRUST RENT-A-TUMBLEWEED!
For All Your Tumbleweed Needs
Special rates for low-rent Japanese exterior shoots.

Did he really want to ride in the hearse?

Finally! There's the racism. And a touch more homophobia because you asked nicely.

"Oh hey, you're bluffing!"

A bored Jersey housewife and a community college anthropology major. Aren't you straight pimping.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♦

That's smart.

If you lose enough they comp your room.

I'll bet anything the ball doesn't land on perineum tonight.

Welcome to America

"Hey, it's me. The gay guy from the car. This whole thing has been a repressed homosexual allegory. Why don't you party with me tonight?"

"A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION IS REALLY HERE!"

*wah wah waaah*

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YouTube Captioning: March 19, 2010 - Rubi

Sun, 30 May 2010 21:38:00 GMT

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This translation is provided for the educational enrichment of the YouTube Captioning public regarding the unique cultural voice of Tagalog-language drama.

I'm afraid you're just not cut out to be a vet tech.

You can keep the scrubs, but please leave.

I've never said this after one class.

You faking it too?

No-

Come on! Doctor Teeth looks more like a pediatrician.

You're not a pedo, are you?

Because if you are, I've got a trunk full of items that might interest you...

Who are THEY to judge us?! Know what I mean?

Right?

I'm trying to catch the Phantom!

I'm sorry the... disease has only gotten worse.

I can tell.

With every minute that goes by, your son turns more and more into Jaden Smith.

Untalented. Yes.

Neve Campbell!

We've never met this Phantom. How can we be turning into "B" list celebrities?

They say he might be tainting drinks to terrorize people.

Seriously, though. Am I really starting to look like Robin Tunney?

Um...

Not... Who's Robin Tunney?

You know...

I do?

From The Craft?

Well! If it isn't the bitches of Eastwick.

I can't believe you're BOTH turning into cast members of The Craft.

Laaaaame!

Look! It's Danielle Panabaker and post-scrappy-cuteness Claire Danes.

It's better than being Neve Campbell and... oh wait, what was her name? She never did another film again.

Robin Tunney? Bitch is on "The Mentalist" these days, skank.

Oh, that's right! And The Zodiac, right?

Zodiac, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey, Jr.?

No, The Zodiac, with Macaulay Culkin's kid brother.

But really, "Neve." How's it going? Thought of releasing an album since riding the Scream franchise into the ground?

...as in "GWARs Doug?" [GWAR-style scatting.]

They say it's reversible!

Get real! At least I caught someone no one's ever heard of. No one remembers Disney's Sky High.

Seriously. Kurt Russell in a big foam suit? You've got to rent it.

She probably thinks if they catch the Phantom they'll be able to reverse the effects.

Get used to it, honey. The blank. Test pattern. Stare. You're going to have it for a long time!

Everything all right?

Um... You got a huge dose of Ryan Seacrest, didn't you?

Whatever. It could have been Simon Cowell.

When you're bumping uglies tonight, it'll be like a porno VH1 special.

Sleep tight, kids.

I threw up a little just now.

Is it possible to wash my mind's eye out with bleach?

I am never going to eat again!

Bumping... ug-uglies...

"Come on, son."

"You can tell me."

I don't know how to explain this, doc.

The Phantom has gotten to each one of my friends... but not me.

Do you think you're feeling a sort of survivor's guilt?

You may just be so bland that it's not taking.

You know, I actually thought I was turning into Ricky Martin this weekend.

I went out and bought some Menudo tracksuits, came out on my blog...

"Maybe it will help..."

If we imagine there is no Phantom per se.

You look about as imposing as David Schwimmer...

"Just about." Why?

"And maybe..."

"This can help too."

"It will be our little secret, son."

You take this.

Essence of Neve Campbell? I can't accept this.

You'd look good as a stiff "B" actress.

Thanks. The Janet Reno never quite took.

It all...

It started out innocently enough.

A little essence of Tim Robbins here and there...

Bob Hoskins. I got hooked on Gerald McRaney.

Pretty soon everyone's doing it.

But not admitting it. Like listening to Boston.

Thanks for the David Schwimmer and the advice.

"I appreciate this conversation."

It may be Matt LeBlanc.

I can live with that.

I'm sorry.

All I could score you was Robin Tunney. She was on "Prison Break." Kind of.

Her hair didn't really fall out. It was a bald cap.

Driver?

Yo?

How good is this Mark Ericson guy?

If you can't be the real person you want to be

Why not be someone who looks like someone else?

They must be famous for a reason, not just by random chance...

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YouTube Captioning: Clean Coal Success Story

Sun, 09 May 2010 21:11:00 GMT

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

Fishing next to a 50 year old coal plant. Get ready for the Big Lie, folks.

Rednecks?

"Far as we could get from this sh** hole."

"Tha's right."

SOFT FOCUS = SINCERITY

UNRELATED TESTIMONIALS = RAPPORT

"...your wife."

I should say so!

"Still f*ckin' your wife, Ted."

That's easy to remember.

You put little suits on steam?

"We're going to be using steel, which is metal. And burn coal, which burns."

♫ Heeeeeeeere they come to snuff the Bruce Na... ♫

It can't be that important...

Enter your own damn text.

It means 40% efficiency, vs. the 37% of hundred-year-old technology.

PARTIAL FOCUS = EVEN MORE SINCERITY
(Added in post.)

TIME LAPSE CLOUDS = THOUGHTFULNESS
(Also works with bodies of water, stars, hilly forests.)

It's basically a big Dirt Devil.

"And about 5 million tons of CO2 per annum."

If you'd like to know what these a**holes are actually on about, Council Bluffs #4 happened to be the first coal plant built after the EPA began forcing the power industry to reduce mercury emissions. There are three older plants on the site, each releasing 5x the mercury of #4. We have two more minutes -- think they'll mention any of this?

GREEN STUFF = FRIENDLY

They're circulating, are they?

Rape, larceny, poor dental hygiene...

You built. A fourth. Plant.
That means more pollution, you carpetbagging twat.

"And global warming was made up by Al Gore, so..."

"Fish sticks."

Walri? Kid's nothing if not ambitious. And a bit stupid.

I'm sorry, which disease did you catch?

I only speak New England Redneck, can you repeat large portions of that?

TMI, dude.

"That was no fish, that was my wife!"

*boom!*

FAMILY TESTIMONIAL = TRUST

"Just not in any way that affects me."

BACKLIGHTING + FILL = CALM

"Something heavier than the lure."

MULTIPLE MATCH CUTS = CLOSURE

HITACHI: Doing the Minimum Required by Law™
And expecting a handjob for it!

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YouTube Captioning: Jesus and Moses Went Golfing

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:14:00 GMT

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"...you said we'd be in the desert for a week."

Book of Clubs: 8 wood 4

Please don't do that.

Spreads a choirboy's anus, and...

Jesus doesn't handle confrontation well.

But it's hard to make par with your penis.

Passive-aggressively immitating Charlie Chaplin.

Moses was just being an asshole.

Is Jesus doing the sound effects too?

( / 2) -

For more of God being a dick, please read the Old Testament.

" God is just sick of your masturbating. "

(The guy reaching for the man with the limp penis.)

Did he say when?

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o
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(He's right... He's right... That's right... Oh my god, that's so right...)

Did they know how condoms worked?

"BASTARDS!"

It also lets SATAN crawl up your hoo-ha.

"You... SLUT."

Actually, the Catholic church has spent the last thousand years debating the point of "ensoulement" without coming to any solid consensus.

Something that happens naturally to 60-80% of fertilized eggs anyway. (Yes, fertilized eggs.)

Wait, when did logic come into the Catholic church?

Or "GALILEO WAS RIGHT!" prior to Nirvana dropping the Nevermind album.

There there, Thomas Aquinas, William of Occam and Aristotle -- the molestache man is almost done.

Yes, I can clearly see the moral and logical problem you've backed yourself into.

←Bad Good→

"Sorry about your son's sphincter, here's some money..."

Do you get the feeling that somewhere there's a shop class missing its wacky teacher, and the girls are having to use the bandsaw without someone leaning over to guide both of their hands?

Brought to You by Your Ashur-Worshipping Friends in Ninveh:
Capital of the Ancient Assyrian Empire

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YouTube Captioning: 2010 K-POP Single Chart (March Week 3)

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:35:00 GMT

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2010: A K-Pop Odyssey

"What!?"

"Ow!"

"Quit it!"

"Dammit!"

"Quit shoving!"

It could be gas.

Translation: "...but the Body Shop was closed!"

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To be fair, chicks with violins rock.

To be fair, chicks with violins rock.

Shouldn't he be wearing tissue boxes on his feet?

"Go my child! Escape from the man fairy!"

To be exact, love, a can of Red Bull, and two shots each of Bacardi and Jagermeister taught me to drink.

"Play it again, Chan."

"My urine sample!"

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(Dammit, I'm almost out of condiments)

Seeing as this appears to be a tv show theme, you'd think cutting a video wouldn't have been ponderous.

If you squished today and twenty years ago together, this is the horrible clothing you would end up with.

I thought HOPPER + DRAMA = EASY RIDER

(Shouldn't this be over?)

Boyz II Twatz

Walk into the damn light!

You: zip up

You: unzip

What about Noein?

8eight appears with 2AM and 4Men in the new release Now 7hat's What 1 Call 1nexplicable Use of Digits #7.

Where do you get a belt with a heat exchanger?

Not his usual look. He came here straight from dodging the "100M from a school or playground" restriction slapped on him by the judge.

There's a joke you're not in on here: The band is called "4Men," but there are three of them, without a testicle between them.

I Can't (Theme to Virginia Woolf's "To the Lighthouse")

I want to enjoy this, but there's an air of barely-contained desperation around these women.

See what I mean?

; _ ;

^_^

You do know they make unobtrusive mics, right?

Love. I'm noticing a theme here.

Falling Down II: Lady Luckless

A sewer in my bed...!

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[INSERT EMOTION HERE]

"Hey! It's only raining in front of the camera!"

Yay! The shocker song!

Two in the pink, one in the stink! Shock! SHOCK!

Maybe they're saying "shuck." It could be a corn song.

But didn't get a wrist or a finger

Goddamn the cur

Jack, that cat
(He's technically a woman but don't tell the officer)

Korean is not a language you can "spit."

People who won't even dog-ear a page run in fear from
Marginalia Man!

The hand bump. Classic.

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Well don't everybody run away. Somebody's got to clean up around here.

*Lloyd Thaxton pedals through*
I knooooow a little place/ Not far from town/
(Gotta go) A kind of pretty place/ Three up, two down

Ahh. The Korean Miley.

"Good. Gooooood..." ↑

Another song with "love" in the title. Take a drink.

Confirm. Deny.

You take that back!

Usually you have to be near a base to get Cum-Shot Happy Entertainment in Korea.

Not that I'd... know....

I'm getting a little sick of running too.

What are we running from, at least?

Stop telling me what to do!

+5 Chain Mail? She can't equip that until level 15!

Does lupin grow in Korea? Or is this a posh remake of "Hungry Like the Wolf?"

Sarah Jessica Park Hyor

"Wait! I'll get furniture! I swear."

"Or a door! At least I'll get a door!"

I hear the Marvel continuity nazis sh*t kittens when Dazzler moved to Korea and had a son.

"Or scenery outside of the windows! Anything!"

"You know I love you more than my cheap particle effects! Please!"

Sentinel attack! Hit the deck.

Gee. This video.

Cut scenes from a movie in, and it's MTV: 1988-1994.

(For those younger people in the audience, MTV used to play music.)

BubbleLove.com was already registered. And she was NOT happy with what she found there.

Someone lob another mortar.

2AM: The all fighting-game-villain band

Yes, you did wrong. Now comb it flat again.

Did anyone else just see Kim Jong Il?

D'oh, my bad!

Look, we'll see if we can sort it out with super glue...

What's with the fourth grade love note? I thought child molestation was only big in Japan.

She been driving me so blue

I'll not chicken out again!

Her mom's so cocky...

Young as kids can get...

Yes, "T-ara" is #1. We haven't been counting up.

I know someone who goes crazy because of his violent psychoses. Y'all should hang.

Somewhere in Seoul: "It's peurile, but it doesn't have an annoying repeated phrase. Who wrote that 'Oh Oh Oh Oh' bit for T-ara? Get me that bastard. That bastard sh*ts gold records!"

"What a world!"

Chunky? Lady, Gainax characters are chunky compared to you.

Fosse!

To recap #1: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, chunky-chunky-chunky-chunky-chunky-chunky-chunky, Satan'll never reach out.

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YouTube Captioning: Duck and Cover

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 07:18:00 GMT

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And to the sound of the Dumb Dumb song, we welcome you to a classic piece of WTF.

The Allegory of Bertrand Russell

Clearly.

Wh-? Where did-?!
Oh god, the monkey was a suicide bomber!

♫ He didn't speak unless spoken to...

"FOR THE CAUSE -!"

*bits of dead monkey begin to fall*

"Plod along mindlessly, and withdraw within yourself when there's unrest."

*instinctively mashes the Top Menu button*

"...any unathorized rebroadcast, retransmission, or relocation without the express written consent of the Civil Defense Administration is prohibited."

I think Bert's pretty much "out" already.

"You're a puss."

Scenes from "Burt the Turtle Fights VD"

Emotionally?

Sometimes monkeys just blow themselves up.

"Under my hairpiece, children."

But do we understand its needs?

"Such as school desegregation."

Alert the FBI if you see anyone talking to unknown fires in your neighborhood.

Hitler!

"If you ever need to drill a fire."

"Herbie: Fully Loaded" should be avoided at all costs.

"Our ragamuffins shall protect us from the cars."

Or risk suburban ostracism.

Pre-Tweens

Chances are you won't.

If you're not lucky enough to be vaporized instantly.

Or will again.

Miss Rumphius: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"Burn your shadow into the pavement..."

"It can menace people near drugstores, and smoke marijuana."

Please. Bert is boiled like a sweet in there.

"Oh yeah. Oh god yeah."

Did you know your homeowner policy doesn't cover atomic brinksmanship?

Shame-wise

With your face?

Cover your back with your septum.

"Isn't this f*cking bullsh*t? Wouldn't we f*cking die anyway?"

"Shut the f*ck up, Betty."

Sometimes you will see the monkey, sometimes you will not.

"Permission to go faster, sir."

"PBS. No, the Mrs. Slocum's Pussy tote bag is at the $200 level."

"Does that look like an atomic bomb to you?"

You may be playing with yourself when the signal comes.

FASTER! TRAMPLE EACH OTHER, YOU F*CKERS! THE WEAK WILL NOT REPRODUCE UNDER THE NEW ORDER!

"Galactus!"

In your perfectly pressed suit.

Near the liqueur cabinet.

If you're in Chinatown...

"It's in my soundproofed apartment, right up there..."

"Let go of my elbow."

"Forget it, baby. It's... Chinatown."

"...you may encounter a Beatnik."

"Me?"

Unless you're The Flash.

"When they dump your books, dive into a fetal position, screaming like a little girl. Watch..."

"Ugod! Wah! Stopit! Stopit! Aaugh!"

"See how he's wet himself?"

"That'll keep them from stuffing you in the janitor's cart."

"Expect them to spit on you. Fortunately, no one can jack off fast enough to soil you in that manner."

I'll take my chances with the bomb, thank you.

Except the room itself.

"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, KIDS! INCEST! DRUGS! WAAAH! HA HA HA HA!"

"...they'll never live down the shame."

"Out of my way, b*tch!"

"Too bad they won't be around to enjoy it."

"A feeble attempt, really."

"Future civilizations will be amused by the shapes they leave in the half-molten topsoil."

GAH! They are!

Did she put her head through the cladding?

Or her head will be preserved, anyway.

"Tony regularly wets the bed as a result. Tony's dad beats him."

Tony, can I recommend the other side of the wall?

Tony thinks that if he can't see the shockwave, it can't see him.

"Notice how he weeps, and curses Oppenheimer."

Any unnecessary rubbing or thrusting he does is condoned by the United States Government.

"He's armed, so be careful of him in the ensuing anarchy."

"No matter how mad his demands."

The armored schoolbus

"Has it ever been cleaned down here?!"

"The glass may melt and splash across your body, casting your final scream in a hideous crystalline death mask."

"Stop eating the cooking fuel!"

If they know what's good for them.

Or they believe it, and that's the important bit for civil control.

As long as it's made of 3" thick lead.

"Which shouldn't be much of anywhere, or you'll just be getting what's coming to you, you slut."

That could have gone so many kinds of wrong.

"In all likelihood, falling structures will do this for you."

"Seriously, what the f*ck?"

"Review the life flashing before your eyes, as the air fills with a sound and smell of sizzling bacon."

"...lose that virginity fast."

Kill every monkey you see.

Don't call him Barry Allen?

Next from Astoria Public Schools, don't miss "It's a M.A.D., M.A.D., M.A.D., M.A.D. Cold War."

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YouTube Captioning: Sylvia Browne's Predictions for 2009 (Part 1)

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:14:00 GMT

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We were. Let's see how you did.

You're not going to change them after the fact like you do on your website, are you?

Book sales down, Syl?

"Ribbit."

Puff puff. Pass. Prophecy. Prevaricate.

That wasn't the first one?

YOU'RE NOT A FRAUD!

Yes yes, my liberal sensibilities are sufficiently buttered up. Can we move on to the predictions?

Everyone expected the December interest rate cut you're referring to, and there was no cut in all of 2009.

Mexican labor?

And many things we don't.

Are we talking about lamp oil? Fish oil?

We sure did expect it though, didn't we?

You fail again, Professor Umbridge.

No, I know about Kermit Roosevelt overthrowing the elected government and installing the Shah in Iran.

All the live-long day.

Don't we see that every year?

All in December?

Strange that you didn't foresee the re-escalation in Afghanistan.

"Lending at the biggest U.S. banks has fallen more sharply than realized, despite government efforts to pump billions of dollars into the financial sector." ~The Wall Street Journal, 2009

"The tally of bank failures easily broke past the No. 100 milestone on Friday night, with regulators announcing the year's 106th closure. That's more than four times the number that were closed in 2008..." ~CNN Money, 2009

"I mean, when the party I predicted gets into the White House..."

In 2009?

With Brooks Garner. Brooks?

(Not really funny. He's just my old roommate.)

You're a psychic. Aren't you supposed to just know?

Yes, I'm sure somewhere "the islands" will have bad weather. Thank you.

"The 2009 Atlantic hurricane season was below average in activity, with a total of nine named storms and three hurricanes. For the first time since 2006, no storm brought hurricane force winds to the United States..." ~Wikipedia

"...she telephoned a psychic."

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The YouTube Captioning Thing Upgraded

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:50:00 GMT

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The original Lloyd Thaxton was a retired Grand Rapids machinist who would stand in a long raincoat and leer at the camera for an hour a day. His program ran from 1952-1960.

Back when you had to be drunk to work as a television announcer.

"With a sound as gay as their sportcoats!"

*crowd cheers*

The escalation in Vietnam?

"And other pop culture cliche crap! DAMMIT, JACK, WHERE'D YOU-? Oh, it's in my hand..."

Thank god we invented teen sex.

What's Dorothy doing back there? The Funky Mashed Chicken Potato?

This is what the hep crowd would be doing on a Friday night if Strom Thurmond had won the Presidency.

Where?

That's Lake Michigan.

Well, there are a few.

I thought you said there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

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(Two more verses! I can make it!)
*puff puff*

The abandoned mortuary?

Maybe the old vomit factory?

Oh! The weird church on the dump road, in that trailer.

Over... over here now, dude.

Hello?

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o
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(It can't be my healthy 3-pack-a-day habit, why am I so beat?)

Gomez Adams: Bandleader

The grand tradition of American songs that use up their material in 90 seconds but just keep f*cking going.

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Thinking about Rayon dress pants on a bicycle seat, I hope this guy didn't have balls when he started doing this.

Dorothy, what are you doing?

Wait, he's not really singing!

"WE'RE EASILY ENTERTAINED!"

"Anyone got some Gold Bond?"

"...he'll never work in this business again."

That's the choke.

Christian Bale, Nixon Youth↑

"Ixnay on your ex-life-say."

"David, I understand you're warehoused at the vocational school..."

"Michelle, you're not any part negro are you? It doesn't work on negros."

"The same."

*jing jing!*

Do the faggoty little ribbons come with it?

"--and fight."

Wait, what?

Is this Britain during the rationing?

"But none for you, Dorothy -- I said 'dancers.'"

"CANNED GOODS!"

And the teenagers rebel by going away.

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YouTube Captioning: Morning Musume - Onna ni Sachi Are

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:18:00 GMT

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Average Ages
Morning Musume: 20
Tanpopo: 17
Berryz Kobo: 16
°C-ute: 15

(You're welcome.)

Oh god, this is one of those sh*tty uploads where the sound is out of sync, isn't it?

The director's concept this time: "King Kong before the monkey shows up."

Hugh wooed Heaney

That's all garlic?

Condone cool weed. Neat, a wigwam

Elephant, no, Coochie Goosy

"Mother may we," we know the rules

Let me tell her, Miss Asinine

God an emo, meet sinners armed

Sure you can't debug Camino, why could she?

Gnu, gnu, sheep, pig

Ya, I know 9-pin

BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!

Double sheeting

I know Tony

Don't let it travel on the back of me!

Yoghurt is yummy today!

I want him to cower

Sh*t I was saying you could do well

Day old Dominos

In Jew movie saloons

The cartoons

I'd like to go today

My outfit tangled a sardine

Oh, and I need some cheap art, eh?

I sat here, you know buddy

First bridge, and I'm still not sure about the sound sync.

I suppose if straight men costumed them they wouldn't be wearing anything...

Took her eating

A coke girly

Jenny mooned you? Dude, that's your car

With those sheep they "knew" Killarney

I let them in, he says she said

I'm damn near shaking

Murdered Nietzsche

Took her emo nail like a shiv

She's out busted -- Eee! -- to tomb I laid the cow

Aladdin, Nemo -- get your cousins

BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!

I'm no condom

Eat your curry

Now can you see I'm no amateur?

Your eyes allow me to neck

A-A-e-choo! Cool wad

Sh*t, I was saying you could do well

Someone should docket her

Cool comb-over, Harry

So can you

Our life's so cold today

Why does she care you cooked her lab?

Oh -- mmm -- I need some cheap art, eh

I sang here. You're normal, eh?

What does a boa do exactly?

This is a weird version of Chicken Little.

I can't tell what's bad choreography, what's bad costuming, and what's bad lighting.

Allow me to cavort

She-Owl was sent to cool the world

Deal out those dominos

And to your own bitch, salut

Chicken, mmm!

I'll have some coke-odin

Mad Hatter thinks of us as Eve

Odin, I need the chief RA

Outside here you're normal, eh?

I'm ready to go'way

Sh*t, hours singing your cool new wail

So won't you die, killer?

A true cover headache

Suck it, do

A lesser coma day

Why don't you care, you crooked liar?

Oh what a nasal, cheap "artist"

Outside here you're nobody

"A monkey?"

"MY monkey!"

"Her monkey?"

"Which monkey?"

"That monkey."

"Monkey."

"MONKEY!"

Incoming 747!

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YouTube Captioning: "In Search Of... Atlantis" (Part 2 of 3.)

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:39:00 GMT

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But could it run Doom?

When was the first non-sequitur invented?

(Except the stuff that is like it.)

Plato's metaphorical Atlantis...

"Ruined"

Maybe it was mixed in from another puzzle. Are any of your other puzzles missing a piece?

In an analogy, for instance...

"Beyond" in which direction?

Santorini must lie to the west, in the Atlantic ocean?

"But first, I'd like to sing a little song about the most famousest of all hobbits..."

YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU MANIACS!

These fish were once cockerel.

And impossible, if you're a Conservative.

Obsolete Science Bingo

Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

Obsolete Science Bingo

Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

Is ANYONE else seeing the giant loaf of uncooked bread dough?

Only to be wined, dined and disappointed, and left with a disease.

"And he stresses that it's for sale."

Like love.

I'm beginning to trust Dr. Ashur less and less.

So we sit and draw pictures for the tourists.

"And that they might have artificially inseminated cattle."

"But you're mean, and I'm not showing it to you."

Obsolete Science Bingo

Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

Obsolete Science Bingo

Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

"The E.U."

Obsolete Science Bingo

Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

Obsolete Science Bingo

Lamarckism	Miasma Theory	Telegony	Vital Essence Theory	Emission Theory of Vision
Aristotelian Gravity	Aether	Plum Pudding Model	Rutherford Model	Geocentrism
Newtonian Gravity	Steady State Theory	FREE God SPACE	Flat Earth Theory	Hollow Earth
Catastrophism	Expanding Earth Theory	Creationism	Land Bridge Theory	Freudian Dream Symbolism
Humours Theory of Disease	Homeopathy	Phrenology	Alchemy	Psi

"And the Smiling Freak."

Thousands more equally vague predictions that couldn't be shoehorned into anything are kept in a U-Store-It downtown.

Both vaguely.

No, when he was very sick, he predicted his death within the next four days.

Who didn't?

No, a death of a President... sometime.

And other loopy sh*t.

He was wrong.

When did he write "I'm Your Boogie Man"?

So not in '68 or '69, and not involving any geological upheavals then?

"...In the Atlantic."

This is the only somewhat regular-looking bit, by the way.

Groupers!

"Leonard, must you work huge white bottoms into every single script?"

"Shut it! And get me another f***ing Gandalf robe."

"And in other places with similar geology."

1. STFU
2. GTFO

3. They're the teeth of a giant space hippopotamus.

4. After Eight mints... OF THE GODS!

5. Some madman has leaked the secret of T-squares to the coral.

What could go wrong?

And the candlestick maker.

"Nothing gay happened."

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YouTube Captioning: Morning Musume - Kanashimi Twilight

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:15:00 GMT

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Human Instrumentality Continues
However, due to time constraints...

You can't beat the fit of a PVC blouse.

"YOU WANNA SEE UP MY SKIRT?!"

Who was in charge of the Pepto color scheme?

A zucchini sunset o'er Eden

You heard me: Eat that cumin leavened in air

Gecko went, "Coochie-coo, get more!"

That guy who covers Ood in tallow

It's a mole!

Come on man, Thayer's the sh*t; good day!

Ben wa? My toucan? Man, douchy.

Kick a tooth, get dumb and go and use a sheep

Guitar!

Oh take me! Not there. Not there. Sh*t, it's genetic?

Go back there, back there -- Ooh, super curry!

You'll need white cake or lying Sheens to meet the yob

Go get an anchor, an anchor, or soap from Goa

To keep your, keep your cheek out of doorbells

A book of crap, its name is Twilight

When in Japan, ride the Freudian pink tube.

Co-E.D. ocho to eat here

So let that coed tumble she next to me

In book of love, Coco's the tan dude

And I make that journey on your camel

What the f*ck!

Was your momma eating the loony?

Mocha ain't the key to collating

I'll suck your knee, Matt. Ooh, she-cat! Like her alchemy?

Nein!

White tushy manga marker, you made me better

Come on, come on, cut novels at bedtime

At your Islamic temple, Eid, then get married

You've got to keep those, keep those combos Naruto

The same, the same, but why can't I date him?

God that sh*t keeps going, those Twilights

"Hello? Can we get out now? We're wearing stilettos."

B-52s hair?

Why does she nag her, nag her? You made me taters

Nanka! Nanka! Normal set haters

Are you my long left demo? He begets nahin

He took a key to Quito: Domino Ludo

To tame the, tame the wild pair of tay-tays

Burn that sh*t. Quit talking those...

... Twilights

Paper!

Rock!

Six hours later...

A graphic reminder that biker gloves are about as "hardcore" as tattoos these days.

"Are... are we done? Is it over?"

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