Matt Rasmussen

The Space Toast Page, blogging since 1999

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It delights me to think that what feels historical and amazing to us today—a woman sworn in to the vice presidency—will seem normal, obvious, "of course" to Kamala's grand-nieces as they grow up. And they will be right.

"After the firing squads are done with the politicians the teachers are next." -Parler

"Chicxulub is a beach resort so godforsaken you want to cry." -Werner Herzog

I want a videogame with a Dad Bod Mod.

Your Red State friends on Facebook (e.g. the people you went to elementary school with) have all gone back to sh*tposting recipes.

Matt Rasmussen

The Space Toast Page, blogging since 1999

I Have A Map

I Have A Map

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