The Space Toast Pages

Matthew Rasmussen's journal of journals on various topics of interest, published here, there or somewhere since 1999.

From a Night I Couldn't Sleep

File Under: /film/gradschool

To judge us by our television, every American lives in either New York City, Los Angeles, or an ideal, sepia-toned Midwest. No one lives in a rundown area of Tuscaloosa. No one is from August, ME. There are no Canadians. No hippies survive who haven't sold out or gone batshit. Everyone is upper-middle-class.

Being single indicates a deep, remedial personal failing. No one is vague about their relationships. Your 20s are nothing but sex, sex, sex. Your 30s are for having babies.

Every house is decorated. Everyone shops at Ikea. Men wear layered shirts. Big hair and pornstar makeup are "in."

All Asians are smart. No Indians are married. American Blacks are either smart, married (and upper-middle-class) or shooting at each other. There are no Blacks from other countries. No one has ever seen a Philippino. Blue collar people are honest but not very bright, and of no particular importance unless you're in danger.

Everyone knows one gallery artist, and one architect. Faith is absolute and uncomplicated. Sexuality is binary, conscious, and fixed, even if you're a teenager. No one has to consider health insurance. No one considers abortion. Considerate people are either doormats or substitute mothers. Everyone takes taxis.

Crime rates are rising. America is full of pedophiles. All Muslims are moral absolutes. Everyone knows exactly what to do at all times, they're just not sure they have the courage to do it. This is America on television.

I'd like to change all of this. I hope you do too.

02.28.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 0

Sketch: Videogaming

File Under: /sketchbook


The third run is always the hardest, when you're getting back into it. The first run you expect to be bad. But it's never as bad as you expect. The second you expect to be hard, and it's not, for the same reason. But that little mental trick stops working by the third run, leaving you feeling discouraged and disappointed in yourself.

"Videogaming" is the latest sketch I've decided to call done, after a sad amount of time and work. It's vaguely risque/NSFW. The pose is overlapping and closed-form, but not as active as I would have liked. The facial expression is passable, which is a relief. The Inkscape file, of course, includes the blocking in a hidden layer, and a couple of alternate poses in another.

And yes, that is the official videogame for "Hot" she's playing.

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02.24.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 0

Review: "Dead Awake"

File Under: /film/reviews

Steven "No You're Thinking of Billy" Baldwin is a dead-to-the-world insomniac somnambulist. He also plays one in this film. Deep in Canadian Chicago, the Born Again Baldwin has been accused of murder -- and all ridiculously improbable signs point to same! A C-list cast works heroically to make Steven look almost competent amidst their shrill overacting. The screen fairly pops with references to trannies, porn theatres, MMFF, midgets, dirty old men, animal abuse and leather-clad lesbians. Despite these apparent advantages, and despite padding fifteen minutes of plot with an hour of bad ("clever?") dialogue, it makes little satisfying sense in the end. (I have a theory that the film was designed to ritualistically cleanse Steven of his pre-twiceborn/ongoing excesses.) Don't miss Michael Ironside playing Michael Keaton playing Beatlejuice playing Jack Nicholson playing R. P. McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest as... probably another thing Steven's been trying to swear off. Dead Awake is an incoherent hour and a half with a five drink minimum -- this is truly what it's like to be a Baldwin.

02.19.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 1


>The Q hits!

>MIDGETS!!! so, you liked it? ;)

Sketch: On the T

File Under: /sketchbook


A day late for Valentine's Day, another sketch I've decided to call done. I wanted to make more intimate use of perspective this time, and do a little more with color. An extreme color palette would probably require doing a color key ahead of time. This Inkscape file includes a hidden "scaffolding" layer used for blocking out the drawing, and seperate layers for the girl, the boy and the background.

Download:

02.14.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 0

Retired Addiction

File Under: /housekeeping/addictions

Theatre of Tragedy's "Assembly" album

It's always hard to find music you really like.

02.10.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 0

Sketch: M@r. Girl

File Under: /sketchbook


A sketch I've decided to call done. A girl wearing a Marboxian tee shirt. Cool hair stolen from my ex-cow-orker Kathleen's Facebook picture. (See? It's not entirely evil.) The Inkscape file includes a hidden "scaffolding" layer used for blocking out the drawing.

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02.10.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 0

Inkscape: Marquee Select Ignored If There is an Object in the Foreground

File Under: /web/inkscape

Filed as a bug report on Inkscape's Launchpad page:

After dragging a box to select multiple objects, a click within the selection often selects a new object instead. See this file for a demonstration, and more information: FeatureRequest2.svgz

Responses:

02.10.2008 23:00

>Run Fight Magic

>HP: 0