The Space Toast Pages

Matthew Rasmussen's journal of journals on various topics of interest, published here, there or somewhere since 1999.

Panorama: Breakwater in Winter

File Under: /sketchbook/panos

Rockland, ME. A much balmier 20°, but breezy.

Stitched together in Hugin from 13 camera phone pictures. Stereographic projection.

01.31.2010 23:00

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Panorama: Stepped Brook

File Under: /sketchbook/panos

Union, ME. Air temperature about 10° F.

Stitched together in Hugin from 24 camera phone pictures. Stereographic projection.

01.30.2010 23:00

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Retired Addiction

File Under: /housekeeping/addictions

Logicomix: An Epic Search for Truth

Does a book listing all non-self-referential books contain itself? A book about the founding of modern logic has no right to be such a compulsive page-turner.

01.25.2010 23:00

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The Fiddlers of Rome

File Under: /culture

Sneering, populist climate science denialism from a self-described Libertarian is nothing shocking, but it should be a bit beneath the New York Times science page. I'm beginning to think the best thing to do is just to sneer back, and keep asking questions about those lovely secondhand robes they've bought from the Emperor.

Leaving aside the question of whether libertarian philosophy is even flexible enough to mount a response to a problem with personalized rewards but socialized consequences, let's make sure we understand why this is denialism, and not skepticism. Climate change "denialism" relies not on a single set of arguments, but on several tiers, whose only commonality is a defense of inaction on the issue:

  1. I don't "believe" in climate change, because of X,Y, Z
  2. If you show that X,Y,Z are invalid, I will find new arguments U,V,W
  3. If you demolish U,V,W, I will say that even if climate change is happening, there is no evidence that it is anthropogenic because of A,B,C
  4. A,B,C become D,E,F through the same process that produced U,V,W
  5. When D,E,F fall, I will argue that there's no evidence that it will be harmful
  6. When harm is shown, I will pass the buck to the next generation, assuming they will invent some whiz-bang technology to reverse the damage
  7. Why, under libertarian philosophy, anyone in the future would undertake a massive program whose only benefits are social will remain unasked; presumably in the future Libertarians will remain a fringe minority

The scientific consensus on plate tectonics is about as old as I am. It's been around much longer than that, much like our understanding of the greenhouse effect. To certain generations of Americans, though, the Earth never moved. The geological revolution was a boon to oil and gas exploration, and the free market as a whole. If modern climate science had such a rosy picture to offer, would such an unfortunate gap have ever been opened in the last ten years between scientific consensus and public perception?

01.25.2010 23:00

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Carry On

File Under: /culture

No existential threat to the civilized world exists from fundamentalist terrorists. We do not call the madman Emperor, and we do not call the criminal Nemesis. Were terrorists able to threaten the existence of our values, the existence of our institutions of law, or even the lives of any great portion of us, they would not require the tools of cowardice. If Cheney, Beck, Limbaugh, Palin or O'Reilly will argue otherwise, let them do so, and let them stand against evidence. Fear will always be sold cheap by shameful men. Defend reason. Keep calm, and carry on.

01.20.2010 23:00

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The Sci Fi Channel

File Under: /film

01.17.2010 23:00

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Spaceships

File Under: /sketchbook/fiction

If you don't have artificial gravity, science fiction starts to look more like the age of schooners. To get from place to place in the solar system it'd be necessary to accelerate halfway, turn around and decelerate for the rest of the trip. Accelerating or decelerating at more than the equivalent rate of Earth gravity (9.8m/s) would be difficult for the crew to withstand for long. Jupiter is about 983 million km from Earth at its nearest point. If I'm doing the math right (and I'm probably not) accelerating halfway at 9.8m/s would take 158 hours -- about 6½ days. The full trip would take two weeks.

Laser weapons are a must. You'd only be able to see them when they shoot through gas or dust, but when it comes to shooting from one moving platform and hitting another on a logarithmic scale you won't get much time to aim. A projectile would deliver more energy with less expended, but a powerful lazer would be able to vaporize or nudge it out of the way. Opponents would basically joust on a split-second timeframe, trying to pass momentarily close enough for their computers to shoot. Ships would be no more than specks to one another, usually less. Forget about human combat.

Until someone tells me what exactly an "energy shield" would be, we'll have to assume that surviving a lazer attack means thick, dense plating all over the ship. If a lazer can vaporize a few cubic meters of hull in one shot, you'd better have a lot of hull to spare. It should be shiny too. Getting hit with a lazer might lead to some pretty refractions.

One last thought: Get used to the solar system. It takes light from the sun (which doesn't have to accelerate) eight minutes to reach Earth, four hours to reach Neptune, and four years to reach the nearest star -- itself a burnt-out red dwarf, Proxima Centauri.

Blowing some of the cobwebs out of scifi tropes, fiction begins to slip into unfamiliar grooves.

01.10.2010 23:00

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YouTube Captioning: Morning Musume - Onna ni Sachi Are

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Average Ages
Morning Musume: 20
Tanpopo: 17
Berryz Kobo: 16
°C-ute: 15

(You're welcome.)
Oh god, this is one of those sh*tty uploads where the sound is out of sync, isn't it?
The director's concept this time: "King Kong before the monkey shows up."
Hugh wooed Heaney
That's all garlic?
Condone cool weed. Neat, a wigwam
Elephant, no, Coochie Goosy
"Mother may we," we know the rules
Let me tell her, Miss Asinine
God an emo, meet sinners armed
Sure you can't debug Camino, why could she?
Gnu, gnu, sheep, pig
Ya, I know 9-pin
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
Double sheeting
I know Tony
Don't let it travel on the back of me!
Yoghurt is yummy today!
I want him to cower
Sh*t I was saying you could do well
Day old Dominos
In Jew movie saloons
The cartoons
I'd like to go today
My outfit tangled a sardine
Oh, and I need some cheap art, eh?
I sat here, you know buddy
First bridge, and I'm still not sure about the sound sync.
I suppose if straight men costumed them they wouldn't be wearing anything...
Took her eating
A coke girly
Jenny mooned you? Dude, that's your car
With those sheep they "knew" Killarney
I let them in, he says she said
I'm damn near shaking
Murdered Nietzsche
Took her emo nail like a shiv
She's out busted -- Eee! -- to tomb I laid the cow
Aladdin, Nemo -- get your cousins
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
I'm no condom
Eat your curry
Now can you see I'm no amateur?
Your eyes allow me to neck
A-A-e-choo! Cool wad
Sh*t, I was saying you could do well
Someone should docket her
Cool comb-over, Harry
So can you
Our life's so cold today
Why does she care you cooked her lab?
Oh -- mmm -- I need some cheap art, eh
I sang here. You're normal, eh?
What does a boa do exactly?
This is a weird version of Chicken Little.
I can't tell what's bad choreography, what's bad costuming, and what's bad lighting.
Allow me to cavort
She-Owl was sent to cool the world
Deal out those dominos
And to your own bitch, salut
Chicken, mmm!
I'll have some coke-odin
Mad Hatter thinks of us as Eve
Odin, I need the chief RA
Outside here you're normal, eh?
I'm ready to go'way
Sh*t, hours singing your cool new wail
So won't you die, killer?
A true cover headache
Suck it, do
A lesser coma day
Why don't you care, you crooked liar?
Oh what a nasal, cheap "artist"
Outside here you're nobody
"A monkey?"
"MY monkey!"
"Her monkey?"
"Which monkey?"
"That monkey."
"Monkey."
"Monkey."
"MONKEY!"
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01.05.2010 23:00

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Maxwell

File Under: /sketchbook

01.03.2010 23:00

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