The Space Toast Pages 01 2010

Panorama: Breakwater in Winter

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

Rockland, ME. A much balmier 20°, but breezy.

Stitched together in Hugin from 13 camera phone pictures. Stereographic projection.

Panorama: Stepped Brook

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

Union, ME. Air temperature about 10° F.

Stitched together in Hugin from 24 camera phone pictures. Stereographic projection.

Retired Addiction

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

Logicomix: An Epic Search for Truth

Does a book listing all non-self-referential books contain itself? A book about the founding of modern logic has no right to be such a compulsive page-turner.

The Fiddlers of Rome

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

Sneering, populist climate science denialism from a self-described Libertarian is nothing shocking, but it should be a bit beneath the New York Times science page. I'm beginning to think the best thing to do is just to sneer back, and keep asking questions about those lovely secondhand robes they've bought from the Emperor.

Leaving aside the question of whether libertarian philosophy is even flexible enough to mount a response to a problem with personalized rewards but socialized consequences, let's make sure we understand why this is denialism, and not skepticism. Climate change "denialism" relies not on a single set of arguments, but on several tiers, whose only commonality is a defense of inaction on the issue:

I don't "believe" in climate change, because of X,Y, Z
If you show that X,Y,Z are invalid, I will find new arguments U,V,W
If you demolish U,V,W, I will say that even if climate change is happening, there is no evidence that it is anthropogenic because of A,B,C
A,B,C become D,E,F through the same process that produced U,V,W
When D,E,F fall, I will argue that there's no evidence that it will be harmful
When harm is shown, I will pass the buck to the next generation, assuming they will invent some whiz-bang technology to reverse the damage
Why, under libertarian philosophy, anyone in the future would undertake a massive program whose only benefits are social will remain unasked; presumably in the future Libertarians will remain a fringe minority

The scientific consensus on plate tectonics is about as old as I am. It's been around much longer than that, much like our understanding of the greenhouse effect. To certain generations of Americans, though, the Earth never moved. The geological revolution was a boon to oil and gas exploration, and the free market as a whole. If modern climate science had such a rosy picture to offer, would such an unfortunate gap have ever been opened in the last ten years between scientific consensus and public perception?

Carry On

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

No existential threat to the civilized world exists from fundamentalist terrorists. We do not call the madman Emperor, and we do not call the criminal Nemesis. Were terrorists able to threaten the existence of our values, the existence of our institutions of law, or even the lives of any great portion of us, they would not require the tools of cowardice. If Cheney, Beck, Limbaugh, Palin or O'Reilly will argue otherwise, let them do so, and let them stand against evidence. Fear will always be sold cheap by shameful men. Defend reason. Keep calm, and carry on.

The Sci Fi Channel

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

Spaceships

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

If you don't have artificial gravity, science fiction starts to look more like the age of schooners. To get from place to place in the solar system it'd be necessary to accelerate halfway, turn around and decelerate for the rest of the trip. Accelerating or decelerating at more than the equivalent rate of Earth gravity (9.8m/s) would be difficult for the crew to withstand for long. Jupiter is about 983 million km from Earth at its nearest point. If I'm doing the math right (and I'm probably not) accelerating halfway at 9.8m/s would take 158 hours -- about 6½ days. The full trip would take two weeks.

Laser weapons are a must. You'd only be able to see them when they shoot through gas or dust, but when it comes to shooting from one moving platform and hitting another on a logarithmic scale you won't get much time to aim. A projectile would deliver more energy with less expended, but a powerful lazer would be able to vaporize or nudge it out of the way. Opponents would basically joust on a split-second timeframe, trying to pass momentarily close enough for their computers to shoot. Ships would be no more than specks to one another, usually less. Forget about human combat.

Until someone tells me what exactly an "energy shield" would be, we'll have to assume that surviving a lazer attack means thick, dense plating all over the ship. If a lazer can vaporize a few cubic meters of hull in one shot, you'd better have a lot of hull to spare. It should be shiny too. Getting hit with a lazer might lead to some pretty refractions.

One last thought: Get used to the solar system. It takes light from the sun (which doesn't have to accelerate) eight minutes to reach Earth, four hours to reach Neptune, and four years to reach the nearest star -- itself a burnt-out red dwarf, Proxima Centauri.

Blowing some of the cobwebs out of scifi tropes, fiction begins to slip into unfamiliar grooves.

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Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT

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Average Ages
Morning Musume: 20
Tanpopo: 17
Berryz Kobo: 16
°C-ute: 15

(You're welcome.)

Oh god, this is one of those sh*tty uploads where the sound is out of sync, isn't it?

The director's concept this time: "King Kong before the monkey shows up."

Hugh wooed Heaney

That's all garlic?

Condone cool weed. Neat, a wigwam

Elephant, no, Coochie Goosy

"Mother may we," we know the rules

Let me tell her, Miss Asinine

God an emo, meet sinners armed

Sure you can't debug Camino, why could she?

Gnu, gnu, sheep, pig

Ya, I know 9-pin

BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!

Double sheeting

I know Tony

Don't let it travel on the back of me!

Yoghurt is yummy today!

I want him to cower

Sh*t I was saying you could do well

Day old Dominos

In Jew movie saloons

The cartoons

I'd like to go today

My outfit tangled a sardine

Oh, and I need some cheap art, eh?

I sat here, you know buddy

First bridge, and I'm still not sure about the sound sync.

I suppose if straight men costumed them they wouldn't be wearing anything...

Took her eating

A coke girly

Jenny mooned you? Dude, that's your car

With those sheep they "knew" Killarney

I let them in, he says she said

I'm damn near shaking

Murdered Nietzsche

Took her emo nail like a shiv

She's out busted -- Eee! -- to tomb I laid the cow

Aladdin, Nemo -- get your cousins

BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!
BACKHAND ME!

I'm no condom

Eat your curry

Now can you see I'm no amateur?

Your eyes allow me to neck

A-A-e-choo! Cool wad

Sh*t, I was saying you could do well

Someone should docket her

Cool comb-over, Harry

So can you

Our life's so cold today

Why does she care you cooked her lab?

Oh -- mmm -- I need some cheap art, eh

I sang here. You're normal, eh?

What does a boa do exactly?

This is a weird version of Chicken Little.

I can't tell what's bad choreography, what's bad costuming, and what's bad lighting.

Allow me to cavort

She-Owl was sent to cool the world

Deal out those dominos

And to your own bitch, salut

Chicken, mmm!

I'll have some coke-odin

Mad Hatter thinks of us as Eve

Odin, I need the chief RA

Outside here you're normal, eh?

I'm ready to go'way

Sh*t, hours singing your cool new wail

So won't you die, killer?

A true cover headache

Suck it, do

A lesser coma day

Why don't you care, you crooked liar?

Oh what a nasal, cheap "artist"

Outside here you're nobody

"A monkey?"

"MY monkey!"

"Her monkey?"

"Which monkey?"

"That monkey."

"Monkey."

"MONKEY!"

Incoming 747!

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Maxwell

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:00:00 GMT