Matthew Rasmussen's journal of journals on various topics of interest, published here, there or somewhere since 1999.
The management is not responsible for lost or stolen towel cards. Should your towel card be lost or stolen, you will no longer have access to towels.
YouTube Captioning: March 19, 2010 - Rubi
File Under: /web/caption
So many more captioned YouTube videos, including several feature films, at YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com. Create your own embeddable captioned YouTube videos here.
lbdFY3-yv1A
You need Flash player 8+ and JavaScript enabled to view this video.
This translation is provided for the educational enrichment of the YouTube Captioning public regarding the unique cultural voice of Tagalog-language drama.
I'm afraid you're just not cut out to be a vet tech.
You can keep the scrubs, but please leave.
I've never said this after one class.
You faking it too?
No-
Come on! Doctor Teeth looks more like a pediatrician.
Come on! Doctor Teeth looks more like a pediatrician.
You're not a pedo, are you?
Because if you are, I've got a trunk full of items that might interest you...
Who are THEY to judge us?! Know what I mean?
Right?
I'm trying to catch the Phantom!
I'm sorry the... disease has only gotten worse.
I can tell.
With every minute that goes by, your son turns more and more into Jaden Smith.
Untalented. Yes.
Neve Campbell!
We've never met this Phantom. How can we be turning into "B" list celebrities?
They say he might be tainting drinks to terrorize people.
Seriously, though. Am I really starting to look like Robin Tunney?
Um...
Not... Who's Robin Tunney?
You know...
I do?
I do?
From The Craft?
Well! If it isn't the bitches of Eastwick.
I can't believe you're BOTH turning into cast members of The Craft.
Laaaaame!
Laaaaame!
Look! It's Danielle Panabaker and post-scrappy-cuteness Claire Danes.
It's better than being Neve Campbell and... oh wait, what was her name? She never did another film again.
Robin Tunney? Bitch is on "The Mentalist" these days, skank.
Oh, that's right! And The Zodiac, right?
Zodiac, with Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey, Jr.?
No, The Zodiac, with Macaulay Culkin's kid brother.
But really, "Neve." How's it going? Thought of releasing an album since riding the Scream franchise into the ground?
...as in "GWARs Doug?" [GWAR-style scatting.]
They say it's reversible!
Get real! At least I caught someone no one's ever heard of. No one remembers Disney's Sky High.
Seriously. Kurt Russell in a big foam suit? You've got to rent it.
She probably thinks if they catch the Phantom they'll be able to reverse the effects.
Get used to it, honey. The blank. Test pattern. Stare. You're going to have it for a long time!
Everything all right?
Um... You got a huge dose of Ryan Seacrest, didn't you?
Whatever. It could have been Simon Cowell.
When you're bumping uglies tonight, it'll be like a porno VH1 special.
Sleep tight, kids.
I threw up a little just now.
Is it possible to wash my mind's eye out with bleach?
I am never going to eat again!
Bumping... ug-uglies...
"Come on, son."
"You can tell me."
I don't know how to explain this, doc.
The Phantom has gotten to each one of my friends... but not me.
Do you think you're feeling a sort of survivor's guilt?
You may just be so bland that it's not taking.
You know, I actually thought I was turning into Ricky Martin this weekend.
I went out and bought some Menudo tracksuits, came out on my blog...
"Maybe it will help..."
If we imagine there is no Phantom per se.
You look about as imposing as David Schwimmer...
"Just about." Why?
"And maybe..."
"This can help too."
"It will be our little secret, son."
You take this.
Essence of Neve Campbell? I can't accept this.
You'd look good as a stiff "B" actress.
Thanks. The Janet Reno never quite took.
It all...
It started out innocently enough.
A little essence of Tim Robbins here and there...
Bob Hoskins. I got hooked on Gerald McRaney.
Pretty soon everyone's doing it.
But not admitting it. Like listening to Boston.
Thanks for the David Schwimmer and the advice.
"I appreciate this conversation."
It may be Matt LeBlanc.
I can live with that.
I'm sorry.
All I could score you was Robin Tunney. She was on "Prison Break." Kind of.
Her hair didn't really fall out. It was a bald cap.
Driver?
Yo?
How good is this Mark Ericson guy?
If you can't be the real person you want to be
Why not be someone who looks like someone else?
They must be famous for a reason, not just by random chance...
Capped by SpaceToast
YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com
YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com
>HP: 0
Is It Just Me...?
File Under: /culture
>HP: 0
YouTube Captioning: Clean Coal Success Story
File Under: /web/caption
Find more captioned YouTube videos from KKDW, TheDiva, GlitterRock and myself at YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com. Create your own embeddable captioned videos here.
HipbxVHH1-Y
You need Flash player 8+ and JavaScript enabled to view this video.
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!Fishing next to a 50 year old coal plant. Get ready for the Big Lie, folks.
Rednecks?
"Far as we could get from this sh** hole."
"Tha's right."
"Tha's right."
SOFT FOCUS = SINCERITY
UNRELATED TESTIMONIALS = RAPPORT
"...your wife."
I should say so!
"Still f*ckin' your wife, Ted."
That's easy to remember.
You put little suits on steam?
"We're going to be using steel, which is metal. And burn coal, which burns."
♫ Heeeeeeeere they come to snuff the Bruce Na... ♫
It can't be that important...
Enter your own damn text.
It means 40% efficiency, vs. the 37% of hundred-year-old technology.
PARTIAL FOCUS = EVEN MORE SINCERITY
(Added in post.)
(Added in post.)
TIME LAPSE CLOUDS = THOUGHTFULNESS
(Also works with bodies of water, stars, hilly forests.)
(Also works with bodies of water, stars, hilly forests.)
It's basically a big Dirt Devil.
"And about 5 million tons of CO2 per annum."
If you'd like to know what these a**holes are actually on about, Council Bluffs #4 happened to be the first coal plant built after the EPA began forcing the power industry to reduce mercury emissions. There are three older plants on the site, each releasing 5x the mercury of #4. We have two more minutes -- think they'll mention any of this?
GREEN STUFF = FRIENDLY
They're circulating, are they?
Rape, larceny, poor dental hygiene...
You built. A fourth. Plant.
That means more pollution, you carpetbagging twat.
That means more pollution, you carpetbagging twat.
"And global warming was made up by Al Gore, so..."
"Fish sticks."
Walri? Kid's nothing if not ambitious. And a bit stupid.
I'm sorry, which disease did you catch?
I only speak New England Redneck, can you repeat large portions of that?
TMI, dude.
"That was no fish, that was my wife!"
*boom!*
FAMILY TESTIMONIAL = TRUST
"Just not in any way that affects me."
BACKLIGHTING + FILL = CALM
"Something heavier than the lure."
MULTIPLE MATCH CUTS = CLOSURE
HITACHI: Doing the Minimum Required by Law™
And expecting a handjob for it!
And expecting a handjob for it!
Capped by Space Toast
YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com
YouTubeCapper.Blogspot.com
>HP: 0
Return to SpaceToast.net