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Émilie Simon

Bertrand Russel: Why don't I know this?
G.E. Moore: Because philosophers think it's mathematics and mathematicians philosophy!
     ~Logicomix

French musician Émilie Simon. Writes and performs in English and French. Writes and performs her own songs. Massively popular in France, released in the U.S. Wrote the soundtrack for the French release of March of the Penguins. Sweet, biting, smooth, electronic. Why don't I know this?

Aside: The video for "Flowers" itself is brilliant; as near as I can tell it was directed by a collective called No Brain (viciously crap website here). Whether it's a hybrid of stop motion and computer animation or just computer animation with far too much work put into making it look like stop motion I can't decide from the YouTube video. Obviously the website is no help.

Click around on YouTube a bit. These songs are viciously good for French pop music. Why don't I know this in the U.S.? Why haven't my tracking cookies surrounded me with this? Has Simon been shuffled into the same hole all electronic music seems to fall into right now? Do we really need that much more room for Stefani Germanotta's particular brand of gaga desperation?

I expect a response from high-level authorities.

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"It burns well..."

My diary!

Dan Quinn's Ishmael?

(There are two crap sequels.)

You have a terrible science fair project.

Naruto?

But how did it go otherwise?

Ahh. The sin of pride...

I texted, "LOL MRDRD OLD MAN??.? SUP W U?"

Or, played a fair amount of Street Fighter II Alpha anyway.

[*ED- Is that what the kids say? "Cooled?" ***DELETE THIS** **]

He won a sculling race by rowing an old man?

Kid tested. Motherf*cker approved.

Oh George Putnam, you missed your calling.

M is for marijuana. The author is making up lingo.

H is for heroine. David Bowie is scary.

Plus it's hard to snort a horse.

He's really getting into this...

"...bicycle."

Even if it's a girly bike.

Brainier than Margaret Warner?

"...or Gilligan."

Oh, and I hear lots of people get their kicks on Route 66 too.

Shakespeare made it work.

Shakespeare made that work too.

"More from Bill O'Reilly's Those Who Trespass next week."

"F*ck Alaska."

And you've succeeded.

"...a purple elephant."

Seriously. There were some great tits in the last two segments.

CLOSE UP

But it can be yours at the $150 level.
Call 1-800-PUT-PORN to make a pledge!

"The O'Reilly Factor, for instance."

Not really, no.

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( DAMN erection! )

Nor want to.

So stop exposing your children!

"...and need a scapegoat."

See also:
Robin Hood: A Guest for the Gallows
Robin Hood: The Deserted Castle

Always have a licensed jeweler verify your birth.

Better not tell Aneurism Dad what the Pentagon spends.

"...but in coupons."

How does porn cancel comprehensive sex ed programs?

(But you know a few people are bragging.)

"Much like me."

It's sweet that he's concerned about them.

"...and average waist-height..."

(Currently dying in Vietnam.)

It's a good thing correlation equals causation.

"...sass, back talking..."

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Vice Magazine! There it is!                            

You never studied.

...mostly father.

Maybe a little... too interested. Especially the clergy.

WORK THAT RUNWAY!

"...or would you rather they just fapped?"

"...dental, geological..."

Canyons of butt crack! Seas of santorum!

LURED INTO LESBIANISM
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You mean dating?

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