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Oprah Winfrey in Haiku

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Oprah Winfrey in Haiku

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It is a night of great sadness, for our friend and comrade had gone down the road where we cannot reach her. But as with all things, we will catch up with her in time, and I believe she will have many stories to tell us, and many new roles to share with the universe.

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It delights me to think that what feels historical and amazing to us today—a woman sworn in to the vice presidency—will seem normal, obvious, "of course" to Kamala's grand-nieces as they grow up. And they will be right.

"After the firing squads are done with the politicians the teachers are next." -Parler

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Matt Rasmussen

The Space Toast Page, blogging since 1999

Oprah Winfrey in Haiku

Oprah Winfrey in Haiku

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