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One doesn't feel "quite the dandy" as much as one should anymore.

"Say, how about I punch your ugly face in the dick?"
"Sure!"
*Hawaiian Punch jingle*

These cut up sections of a shipwrecked car freighter in Georgia are, strangely enough, the most interesting piece of outsider art the 21st Century has yet produced.

"Those that I fight I do not hate,
Those that I guard I do not love"
-Yeats

Word to the teachers who taught their kids all the verses to "This Land Is Your Land."