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ARIAL: THE OFFICIAL FONT OF QUACKDOM

I don’t trust any doctor who can’t afford a shotgun mic.

“The pain of a two year old makes me feel nothing.”

“…none.”

REBOOT

“NEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEERVOUS system.”

Not if you’re choking.

“What? DON’T JUDGE ME!”

We don’t?

ARE you a doctor?

I only ask because there appears to be a boating poster where your diploma should be.

New V8 Heroin!

Like Windows XP.

But a bitch ain’t one.

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>                               

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TA                             

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE                           

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELE                       

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELECTRI                   

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELECTRICITY               

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELECTRICITY               

SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 

>                               

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELECTRICITY               

SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 

>BU                             

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELECTRICITY               

SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 

>BURN                           

There is an ELECTRICITY here!    

>TAKE ELECTRICITY               

SCROTAR needs ELECTRICITY badly! 

>BURN IT                        

Not Jodi BENSON!?!

But what about heroin?

Do you need a magazine? You look like you’re full of sh*t.

I always get this guy at the express checkout.

“Add a rhinestone…”

Suppose away.

He calls it Health Scam?!?

“…except in your anus.”

Enough for what?

Things.

Aside from your personality.

Not the Antikythera machine.

*Not a legal health claim.

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**Not a legal health claim.

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?‡#%$! Not a legal health claim.

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?‡#%$! Not a legal health claim.

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‡†Not a legal health claim.

¥Not a legal health claim.

?‡#%$! Not a legal health claim.

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$!#‡#%‡† Not a legal health claim!

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**Not a legal health claim.

‡†Not a legal health claim.

¥Not a legal health claim.

?‡#%$! Not a legal health claim.

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$!#‡#%‡† Not a legal health claim!

&?!*%‡#%$!#‡#%‡†!?! Not a legal ?‡#%$! health claim!

But the franchise goes downhill after Health Scan X-2.

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-_-

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..o_O..

/^\\

..o_0..

He said, not making eye contact.

You must have travelled widely to be a quack.

Wouldn’t they just buy a scheming little dink like you out and make trillions on the patent?

Quinannually?

What percent of that percentage was pulled out of your ass?

I notice you haven’t electrocuted that thing off your face yet.

“Lick a 9v battery every day, and…”

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

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