Hey Edgar, if you’re just phoning it in these days, could you add some more tits? Thanks.
NOT ENTIRELY JOAN CRAWFORD
DICK COCKY and WET STAINES
ONIONHEAD KLINGER and the BLACKFACE KID
“Then how do we know about them?”
“Better schools,” if you know what I mean. Posh assholes.
“An invisible plane!”
WE – MUST – STOP – WONDER – WOMAN – AT – ALL – COSTS
Speak of the devil…
Not so much scenes as notions.
“…monkey screwing little sh*t.”
Marooned in the jungle with nothing but her wits and a book of Marks & Spencer dress patterns…
“In that python.”
Shouldn’t it have passed over by now?
Relax, they’re just having a tailgate party.
Hands above your waist while running, that’s a good girl.
“Jennifer Connelly too.”
“Mom said it might get cold.”
It’s been three seconds.
“If you know what I mean.”
This’ll be easy to smooth over.
It makes you wonder why he didn’t think of that.
Clearly, this is not southern California…
“How did you get here?”
“I think I know what you mean…”
“If you know what I mean.”
“That’s my line!”
“If you… *cough*… know what I mean….”
“Well, besides that fiver…”
“Exposed her to fresh air, sunshine, and regular physical activity!”
Why is there a giant ear behind him?
Well, he’s secured TARP funds.
“Give up? A Hypocritical Oaf. Get it? Oh, I’ve got thousands of them.”
“You just go start the plane…”
“Classic sitcom rules. Good.”
“Stanton’s not the sharpest pecker in the wood, if you… well, you know.”
He should get some spackle for that wall back there too.
“You there! Are you chosen from the bravest men of the tribe?”
“See? Lying guards.”
“Step through this awkward edit and I’ll show you.”
Did you get all that? It might be important later in the episode. Does anyone need a pencil?
“That should be enough white rice.”
“That shouldn’t cause a problem.”
Of course he does. You’re playing him too, aren’t you?
“…freely exploitable workforce!”
Edited by a cokehead with his own used razor blades.
( JUNGLE GIRL! )
She’d probably laugh at the notion of a villain named “Bradley.”
“Mercury is in retrograde!”
Even gunning people down he’s got that hangdog “just finished masturbating” look.
(An even sillier sounding name than “Bradley.”)
“What? Hey, that’s brilliant!”
“I’ll use my milkshake to bring them to the-“
“Don’t put that in my head.”
Man, the original Fitzcarraldo sucked.
At this point we’re editing just to make it end sooner.
♬ …you believe in life after love… ♬
They might as well be hiding behind a rack of postcards.
Their bow and arrows must have all jammed.
.oO(My friggin’ hero)
If you liked the daring stunts in ‘West Side Story’…
“She should be cooked through.”
“Well, I was burned to death, but…”
“What? What were you f*cknuts DOING out here!?!”
“To get knackered.”
That we… saw.
Chirpa? The chief of the ewoks?
“Prepare to be nimble!”
A NIGHT ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN